{"id":29786,"date":"2020-05-11T09:37:15","date_gmt":"2020-05-11T06:37:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fishingandhuntingtv.com\/ro\/?p=29786"},"modified":"2020-05-11T09:37:45","modified_gmt":"2020-05-11T06:37:45","slug":"niste-ratati-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fishingandhuntingtv.com\/ro\/pescuit\/povestile-apelor\/niste-ratati-i.html","title":{"rendered":"NISTE RATATI &#8211; I"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-29787\" src=\"https:\/\/fishingandhuntingtv.com\/ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/1-loc-generic-de-pescuit.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1000\" height=\"702\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fishingandhuntingtv.com\/ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/1-loc-generic-de-pescuit.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/fishingandhuntingtv.com\/ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/1-loc-generic-de-pescuit-285x200.jpg 285w, https:\/\/fishingandhuntingtv.com\/ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/1-loc-generic-de-pescuit-768x539.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>\u201eSub\u00een\u021belesul era clar pentru cei c\u0103rora le povestea N\u0103i\u021b\u0103 aventurile sale, unii z\u00e2mbeau, al\u021bii se cam puneau pe g\u00e2nduri&#8230;\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(Citat din opera: <strong>\u201eNi<\/strong><strong>\u015f<\/strong><strong>te <\/strong><strong>\u0163\u0103<\/strong><strong>rani\u201d<\/strong>, autor Dinu S\u0103raru)<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Voi \u00eencerca pe parcursul r\u00e2ndurilor ce urmeaz\u0103 a v\u0103 vorbi (de bine \u00een nici un caz) despre unele entit\u0103\u0163i biologice apode \u00een cel mai apodictic mod cu putin\u0163\u0103, cu aripi (aripioare, mai exact) gola\u015fe, f\u0103r\u0103 pic de pene sau peni\u0163e (permis\u0103 \u00een acest context fiind doar a mea peni\u0163\u0103 acum, aici \u015fi doar pe h\u00e2rtie) pe redusele lor suprafe\u0163e mereu umede, entit\u0103\u0163i care nu prezint\u0103 nici cea mai mic\u0103 urm\u0103 de remu\u015fcare \u015fi nici vreun chef de vreo alt\u0103 re-mu\u015fcare a ceea ce mu\u015fcaser\u0103 ini\u0163ial, cu corpurile prezent\u00e2ndu-se sub diverse varia\u0163iuni at\u00e2t cromatice dar \u015fi ca aspect fizic (poate chiar \u015fi chimic, dar acest lucru nu \u00eel cunosc, deci nu \u00eel discut), unele fiind mai alungite, altele mai aplatizate, sau din contr\u0103, mai rubensiene, dar toate, absolut toate, av\u00e2nd aspira\u0163ii, uneori concrete dar \u015fi corecte chiar, spre un rezultat final fusiform definitoriu, prev\u0103zute cu diver\u015fi solzi mai mult sau mai pu\u0163in solzo\u015fi, mai mult sau mai pu\u0163ini mari, mai mult sau mai pu\u0163in mici, mai mul\u0163i sau mai pu\u0163ini (ca \u015fi num\u0103r pe cap\u2026<em>pardon!<\/em>.. pe corp de entitate biologic\u0103 aflat\u0103 \u00een cercetare), solzi afla\u0163i \u00eentr-o coabitare amical\u0103 (chiar protectiv\u0103) parvenit\u0103 chiar din momentul de n\u0103scare (eclozare) a respectivelor entit\u0103\u0163i din icrul (icra, icrele) de ob\u00e2r\u015fie, cu o cantitate mai mare sau mai mic\u0103 de mucus (<em>\u201emlaci\u201d, <\/em>\u00een vocabularul pesc\u0103resc de pe alocuri, <em>ieahh!<\/em>\u2026 cam sc\u00e2rbos, nu?), asta \u00een func\u0163ie de specie sau specimen, cu respira\u0163ii branhiale dar \u015fi cu unele inspira\u0163ii (\u00eenclina\u0163ii) draconice de necontestat, terminate (entit\u0103\u0163ile) toate, \u015fi din nou revine aceea\u015fi expresie <em>\u201edar absolut toate\u201d, <\/em>\u00een coad\u0103 de pe\u015fte, aidoma \u00eent\u00e2lnirilor pe care le-am avut p\u00e2n\u0103 acum eu cu domniile lor.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; A\u015fadar o s\u0103 v\u0103 povestesc despre cei despre care nu prea am ce s\u0103 v\u0103 povestesc concret ci doar despre care v-a\u015f fi putut povesti mai multe numai dac\u0103 a\u015f fi putut cu ei a m\u0103 \u00eent\u00e2lni (pe viu, dup\u0103 cum se zice) \u015fi nu doar prin intermediul firului de la undi\u0163a mea, ace\u015ftia fiind uneori (de cele mai multe ori) cu capu-n val \u015fi coada-n und\u0103, doar unii dintre ei, \u015fi doar foarte arareori, p\u0103r\u0103sind (milisecundic) apele pentru a putea fi v\u0103zu\u0163i (\u00eentrez\u0103ri\u0163i) \u015fi faptic. Voi aminti deci despre acei m\u00e2nc\u0103tori de vise \u015fi visuri pesc\u0103re\u015fti, despre acei ho\u0163omani de triple cu n\u0103luci (uneori) sau de c\u00e2rlige simple cu momeli (alteori), despre acei mutilatori de fire (echipamente chiar) pesc\u0103re\u015fti, despre acei distrug\u0103tori de speran\u0163e, despre to\u0163i cei care poate chiar mi s-ar fi mie cuvenit dar pe care nu am \u015ftiut pesemne bine-ai primi, adic\u0103 despre acei pe\u015fti pe care i-am avut \u00een undi\u0163\u0103, i-am purtat \u00een dril \u015fi dorin\u0163\u0103 dar care din varii motive (uneori chiar f\u0103r\u0103 motive) au (mi-au) sc\u0103pat pe parcursul diverselor \u015fi multelor mele scormoniri de ape \u015fi undiri \u00een und\u0103, r\u0103m\u00e2n\u00e2ndu-mi uneori (unii) \u00een (\u015fi ca) amintire.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Cam prea lung\u0103 \u015fi greoaie introducerea aceasta totu\u015fi pentru <em>\u201eni\u015fte rata\u0163i\u201d<\/em>, nu crede\u0163i?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-29791\" src=\"https:\/\/fishingandhuntingtv.com\/ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/3-justitiar.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"911\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fishingandhuntingtv.com\/ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/3-justitiar.jpg 700w, https:\/\/fishingandhuntingtv.com\/ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/3-justitiar-615x800.jpg 615w, https:\/\/fishingandhuntingtv.com\/ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/3-justitiar-154x200.jpg 154w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Justi\u0163iarul<\/strong> <em>(<\/em><strong><em>The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly<\/em><\/strong><strong><em>)<\/em><\/strong><\/h4>\n<p>Scurt\u0103 povestioar\u0103 introductiv\u0103:<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201eVizit\u00e2nd o \u00eenchisoare, \u00een\u0163eleptul rege Solomon, \u00eei \u00eentreab\u0103 pe de\u0163inu\u0163i pentru ce delicte au fost \u00eenchi\u015fi: &#8211; Nu \u015ftiu, zice unul dintre ei, eu sunt nevinovat, st\u0103p\u00e2ne! &#8211; \u015ei tu? De ce e\u015fti \u00eenchis? &#8211; Din gre\u015feal\u0103, st\u0103p\u00e2ne&#8230; Sunt mai nevinovat dec\u00e2t un prunc! To\u0163i spun c\u0103 au fost \u00eenchi\u015fi pe nedrept, \u00een afar\u0103 de ultimul, care zice: &#8211; M-au \u00eenchis pentru c\u0103 sunt un t\u00e2lhar. Am furat \u015fi de la boga\u0163i, dar \u015fi de la s\u0103raci&#8230; &#8211; De\u0163inutul \u0103sta s\u0103 fie eliberat, ordon\u0103 regele. Aici sunt numai oameni cinsti\u0163i \u015fi s-ar putea s\u0103-i corup\u0103.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Auzind eu de existen\u0163a unui loc lacustru prin defini\u0163ie dar \u015fi prin compozi\u0163ie \u00een care \u00ee\u015fi exercitau dreptul la via\u0163\u0103 o multitudine de pe\u015fti, care din care mai one\u015fti \u015fi mai cinsti\u0163i cu putin\u0163\u0103, dar printre care am primit asigur\u0103ri dintre cele mai sigure c\u0103 vie\u0163uiau \u015fi unii indivizi care manifestau inten\u0163ii v\u0103dite spre crude \u015fi s\u00e2ngeroase fapte (crime macabre\u2026 pres\u0103rate cu unele acte de canibalism pe alocuri) \u015fi nedorind ca ace\u015ftia din urm\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eei corup\u0103 (sau \u00eentre din\u0163i s\u0103-i rup\u0103) pe cei dint\u00e2i (aminti\u0163i), am purces voinice\u015fte, plin de aere m\u0103re\u0163e, la ad\u0103post de barc\u0103 (plin\u0103 de aere pneumatice), pentru a face <em>\u201edireptate\u201d <\/em>(dup\u0103 cum scris-a cronicarul \u00een al s\u0103u hronic) \u00een lumea aceea a pe\u015ftilor, dorind aprig \u015fi cu ardoare a pedepsi a\u015fa cum se cuvine (prin \u00een\u0163epare corect\u0103) pe respectivii instigatori \u015fi tulbur\u0103tori de spirite acvatice \u015fi ape piscicole.<\/p>\n<p>Am aruncat \u015fi apoi am tras. Am tras n\u0103dejde \u015fi n\u0103luci (tot cu n\u0103dejde le tr\u0103geam \u015fi pe acestea) cam de-aiurea de vreo dou\u0103 (maximum cinci) ceasuri (din cele cu sau f\u0103r\u0103 cuc, singur cuc pe balt\u0103 fiind) p\u00e2n\u0103 aproape s\u0103 m\u0103 apuce plicti\u2026 (obo)seala c\u00e2nd <em>\u201edeodat\u0103\u2026. ehei, deodat\u0103, unda-mi se rupe toat\u0103 <\/em><em>\u015f<\/em><em>i din ea nervos porne<\/em><em>\u015f<\/em><em>te, c\u0103tre barc-un pe<\/em><em>\u015f<\/em><em>te<\/em>. \u2026 <em>\u015e<\/em><em>i venea, m\u0103rii venea, p\u00e2n\u0103 mi se poticnea, p\u00e2n\u0103 mi se-mpotmolea, printre stuf<\/em><em>, printre <\/em><em>br\u0103di<\/em><em>\u015f, c\u0103t\u00e2nd sigur ascunzi\u015f, printre cioate \u00eenecate, printre visuri spulberate.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Dar nu am dezarmat cu una cu dou\u0103, cu toate c\u0103 nu aveam arme la mine fiind doar un biet purt\u0103tor de undi\u0163\u0103 la acea or\u0103 \u00eens\u0103 neput\u00e2nd totu\u015fi a scrie c\u0103 nu am <em>\u201edezundi\u0163at cu una cu dou\u0103\u201d<\/em>, \u015fi m-am apropiat \u00een eleganta mea tr\u0103sur\u0103 flotabil\u0103 de locul \u00eempricinat \u015fi b\u0103nuit a da ad\u0103post banditului cu care m\u0103 r\u0103fuiam eu din rol de mare justi\u0163iar palustru, iar odat\u0103 ajuns <em>\u201eat the crime scene\u201d<\/em> am prins a trage aprig de h\u0103\u0163uri oprind cu greu sireapul \u00eenfierb\u00e2ntat ce juca \u00een h\u0103\u0163uri \u015fi-\u015fi mesteca \u00een spume z\u0103bala, sim\u0163indu-m\u0103 inevitabil asemenea unui veritabil <em>Wyatt Earp<\/em> al umedului s\u0103lbatec.<\/p>\n<p>Cu lanseta cuminte a\u015ftept\u00e2nd \u00een spatele meu pe fundul ambarca\u0163iunii, av\u00e2nd mulineta deschis\u0103, am prins voinice\u015fte firul care dinspre ea (dinspre mulineta mea cea c\u0103scat\u0103) spre ap\u0103 mai mult dec\u00e2t \u0163eap\u0103n pornea, aidoma unui lasou ce prad\u0103 la-l s\u0103u cap\u0103t purta, \u015fi am \u00eenceput a trage \u015fi mai voinice\u015fte de acesta.<\/p>\n<p>Eu unul tr\u0103geam de partea mea de fir (lasou parc\u0103 i-am zis) dar dinspre cealalt\u0103 parte a sa nu primeam nici un r\u0103spuns concret ci mai degrab\u0103 doar unul inert.<\/p>\n<p>Cu chiu cu vai totu\u015fi, dup\u0103 crunte lupte, schimburi de focuri \u015fi replici dure, rostite \u015fi mai dur, am g\u0103sit eu p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 ac \u015fi pentru cojocul acela gros de buruian\u0103 reu\u015find a desprinde cap\u0103tul ascuns al firului (cel ce fusese \u00eempropriet\u0103rit \u00een prealabil cu gangster \u015fi n\u0103luc\u0103) din acesta. Dar vai\u2026 nenorocire\u2026canalia evadase! Tr\u0103geam \u00eencet lasoul bleg spre mine prin apa ce du\u015fman deodat\u0103-mi devenise, mai mult dec\u00e2t debusolat (f\u0103r\u0103 busol\u0103 la purt\u0103tor fiind), c\u00e2nd am sim\u0163it deodat\u0103 du\u015fmanul sufl\u00e2ndu-mi \u00een ceaf\u0103. Vorba vine c\u0103 i-a\u015f fi sim\u0163it \u00een vreun fel r\u0103suflarea, nici \u00een ceaf\u0103 \u015fi nici \u00een alte zone anatomice personale, dar deodat\u0103 firul lasoului meu a prins zv\u00e2c de via\u0163\u0103 \u015fi a devenit coard\u0103 de arc mai apoi. Uimit, am pus mai mare n\u0103dejde \u00een dorin\u0163a de izb\u00e2nd\u0103 \u015fi am \u00een\u0163epat deloc cre\u015ftine\u015fte prin ridicarea spre sl\u0103vi albastre a bra\u0163ului din dotare implicat \u00een scandal.<\/p>\n<p>Am scos-o p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103. Era mic\u0103 \u015fi rea. Chiar parc\u0103 \u015fi pu\u0163intel ur\u00e2\u0163ic\u0103 pe deasupra. A\u015fa mi se p\u0103rea. Dar unde era atuncea bandita? Probabil c\u0103 acolo unde-i era locul a fi, printre stufuri \u015fi ierburi submerse, prin limpezile ei ape \u015fi tulburele mele g\u00e2nduri.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2t despre mog\u00e2ldea\u0163a aceea imberb\u0103 cu veleit\u0103\u021bi infantile de criminal \u00eenr\u0103it ar fi trebuit s\u0103 o arestez m\u0103car a\u015fa, ca o palid\u0103 r\u0103zbunare fa\u0163\u0103 de mafiotul sc\u0103pat, dar totu\u015fi chiar \u015fi un justi\u0163iar adev\u0103rat d\u0103 uneori dovad\u0103 de clemen\u0163\u0103, astfel c\u0103 dup\u0103 o meritat\u0103 mustrare verbal\u0103 prealabil\u0103 ea s-a \u00eentors liber\u0103 \u015fi total nev\u0103t\u0103mat\u0103 trupe\u015fte (cel mult pu\u0163in speriat\u0103, bine de tot mu\u015ftruluit\u0103 \u015fi posibil poate psihic u\u015for maltratat\u0103 de c\u0103tre subsemnatul) spre bun\u0103 cre\u015ftere at\u00e2t corporal\u0103 dar mai ales moral\u0103 (speram eu).<\/p>\n<p>M\u0103 mai g\u00e2ndesc \u015fi acum uneori la ea \u015fi m\u0103 \u00eentreb dac\u0103 nu cumva am extras-o atunci, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-mi dau seama, tocmai dintre uria\u015fele f\u0103lci ale uria\u015fei ratate. Poate chiar o salvasem de la o moarte cr\u00e2ncen\u0103 \u00eentre cr\u00e2ncenii col\u0163i ai banditei, juc\u00e2ndu-mi a\u015fadar cu brio rolul meu de vremelnic justi\u0163iar piscicol.<\/p>\n<p>Posibil s\u0103 fie posibil dar e absolut probabil c\u0103 este improbabil!<\/p>\n<p>Mai bine nu m\u0103 mai g\u00e2ndesc!<\/p>\n<p>Apropos, oare cine s\u0103 fi fost p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103 <em>\u201eThe Ugly\u201d<\/em> atunci?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-29789\" src=\"https:\/\/fishingandhuntingtv.com\/ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/4-mreana-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"553\" height=\"390\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fishingandhuntingtv.com\/ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/4-mreana-1.jpg 553w, https:\/\/fishingandhuntingtv.com\/ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/4-mreana-1-284x200.jpg 284w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 553px) 100vw, 553px\" \/><\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Mrenocul<\/strong> <em>(The Hunger Games)<\/em><\/h4>\n<p>Venise vremea s\u0103 se perpeleasc\u0103 \u015fi el dup\u0103 ce noi perpeliser\u0103m destul \u00een<\/p>\n<p>seara precedent\u0103 urm\u0103rindu-l cum tot driluia la scobarii ce mari \u015fi apetisan\u0163i privirilor, undi\u0163elor \u015fi tr\u0103irilor noastre de lanseti\u015fti afla\u0163i \u00een greu impas pesc\u0103resc.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Dar ce s\u0103-i faci dac\u0103 lui \u00eei trebuise nevast\u0103 \u015fi cas\u0103 l\u0103s\u00e2nd liber locul peste noaptea scurt\u0103 de var\u0103 hazlie \u00een mijlocul c\u0103reia ne amuzam, sau nu, atunci cu to\u0163ii?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Pentru noi noaptea mai mult nu a fost dec\u00e2t a fost deoarece am stat p\u00e2n\u0103 t\u00e2rziu de tot \u00een jurul focului rumeg\u00e2nd la ziua deloc demn\u0103 de a fi p\u0103str\u0103 \u00een amintire, vis\u00e2nd la alte zile mai bune, zile care s\u0103 implice \u00een ecua\u0163ie \u015fi c\u00e2teva necunoscute piscicole nu doar nepriceperea \u015fi nenorocul nostru.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Nu \u015ftiu dac\u0103 am reu\u015fit gean\u0103 cu gean\u0103 s\u0103 unesc mai mult de maxim dou\u0103 sau trei ore c\u0103 deja s\u0103v\u00e2r\u015fisem unul dintre cele mai mari jafuri din istoria recent\u0103 a pescuitului. Furasem f\u0103r\u0103 cea mai mic\u0103 urm\u0103 de remu\u015fcare locul cel bun \u015fi n\u0103dit al pescarului b\u0103\u015ftina\u015f, ocup\u00e2ndu-l voinice\u015fte \u00eempreun\u0103 cu na\u015ful meu Constantin, abord\u00e2nd drapelele victoriei, spre marea \u015fi greaua uimire \u015fi totala umilin\u0163\u0103 pentru pierdere suferit\u0103 a riveranului ap\u0103rut, nu la mult timp dup\u0103 primele noastre lanseuri, pe malul g\u00e2rlei. Pentru d\u00e2nsul cerul deodat\u0103 s-a-nnorat, fulgerele-au sc\u0103p\u0103tat, tunetele-au bubuit \u015fi n\u0103dejdea a pierit. Nep\u0103m\u00e2ntene erau desc\u0103rc\u0103rile electrice ce izvorau din privirile sale a\u0163intite deloc galant asupra noastr\u0103 dup\u0103 cum neortodoxe erau \u015fi cuvintele pe care le \u015foptea acesta \u00een \u015foapte destul de vocal rostite, \u015foapte care aveau menirea clar\u0103 de a se face auzite \u015fi urechilor noastre. Nu ne sim\u0163eam \u00eens\u0103 c\u00e2tu\u015fi de pu\u0163in jena\u0163i, \u00eencurca\u0163i ori ru\u015fina\u0163i, deoarece se \u015ftie clar c\u0103 \u00een lumea pesc\u0103reasc\u0103 func\u0163ioneaz\u0103 de milenii bune pravila cum c\u0103 locul de pescuit este doar al primului venit, iar el localnic fiind putea oric\u00e2nd s\u0103 caute cu cea mai mare grij\u0103 de s\u0103n\u0103tatea locului s\u0103u \u00een tot restul multelor zile ale anului sau chiar ale vie\u0163ii sale, noi nefiind altceva dec\u00e2t ni\u015fte apari\u0163ii mai mult dec\u00e2t meteorice, efemere chiar, pe acele meleaguri at\u00e2t de \u00eendep\u0103rtate totu\u015fi de c\u0103minele noastre de ob\u00e2r\u015fie.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Norocul nostru a fost sticla voluminoas\u0103 cu bere precum \u015fi pachetul cu \u0163ig\u0103ri pe care le poseda respectivul deoarece se pare c\u0103 acestea au avut un efect total pacificator asupra sa, \u00eemp\u0103c\u00e2ndu-l mai mult de nevoie dec\u00e2t de voie cu situa\u0163ia nou creat\u0103 \u015fi modific\u0103rile ap\u0103rute \u00een mod cu totul brusc \u015fi nea\u015fteptat (ho\u0163esc chiar) \u00een cartea funciar\u0103 \u00een ceea ce prive\u015fte proprietarii parcelelor riverane, astfel c\u0103 har\u0163a care plutea grea \u015fi t\u0103ioas\u0103 prin aerul r\u0103coros al dimine\u0163ii feciorelnice se disip\u0103 ca prin minune, risipindu-se <em>\u201epe deasupra<\/em> <em>viilor\u201d<\/em> (vorbe de poet acestea fiind) determin\u00e2ndu-l pe nenea acela s\u0103-\u015fi caute norocul, priceperea \u015fi pe\u015ftii \u00eentr-un alt loc aflat \u00eens\u0103 nu prea departe de noi doi, de noi cei doi pescari meseria\u015fi, de noi doi: fin \u015fi n\u0103na\u015f, de noi doi cei care deja driluiam al zecelea dac\u0103 nu chiar al doilea sau al treilea scobar din ziua acea abia smintit\u0103 din tiparele nop\u0163ii.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Dar nu scobaru-d\u0103ltaru avea s\u0103-mi sf\u00e2\u015fie mie visarea ci un alt locuitor al r\u00e2ului avea s\u0103-mi joace festa cea mare sc\u0103p\u00e2ndu-mi \u00een dril (fiind o scriere despre rata\u0163i nu avea rost s\u0103 prelungesc inutil suspansul \u015fi s\u0103 am\u00e2n inevitabilul deznod\u0103m\u00e2nt care \u00eenc\u0103 din titlu a fost adus la cuno\u015ftin\u0163\u0103 tuturor).<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; A\u015fadar la ceas de amestecare a amiezii \u00een treburile dimine\u0163ii \u015fi \u00een plin\u0103 amestec\u0103tur\u0103 piscicol\u0103 (scobari, moruna\u015fi, cara\u015fi, oble\u0163i (inevitabili), porcu\u015fori (\u015fi mai inevitabili) iat\u0103 c\u0103 un greu blestem se abate deodat\u0103 dinspre unda cea lene\u015f\u0103 tocmai asupra lansetei mele celei cumin\u0163i. Aceasta a \u00eenceput a da din senin semne de crunt\u0103 betegie c\u0103p\u0103t\u00e2nd deodat\u0103 o cocoa\u015f\u0103 imens\u0103 \u015fi \u00eencep\u00e2nd a icni \u015fi a trosni din toate m\u0103dularele \u015fi \u00eencheieturile, suferind totodat\u0103 pare-se \u015fi un violent atac de panic\u0103 manifestat prin tremur\u0103turi mai mult dec\u00e2t viguroase astfel \u00eenc\u00e2t cu greu am reu\u015fit s\u0103 o mai st\u0103p\u00e2nesc. Nu \u015ftiam exact ce blestem o atacase dar puteam b\u0103nui. Era blestemul cel must\u0103cios, cel fusiform, cel care cunoa\u015fte at\u00e2t de minunat ferelile \u015fi ascunz\u0103torile pe care le ofer\u0103 albia. Le \u015ftia \u015fi acela, mrenocul presupus de mine a fi pus, m\u00e2nat de foamete se pare, g\u00e2nd r\u0103u viermilor din c\u00e2rligul meu \u015fi de a fi cutezat a se lua cu mine la tr\u00e2nt\u0103. V\u0103z\u00e2nd c\u0103 gluma se \u00eengroa\u015f\u0103 \u015fi d\u00e2ndu-\u015fi seama ca la tr\u00e2nta cea dreapt\u0103 reu\u015fisem u\u015for s\u0103-l supun, sim\u0163ind a\u015fadar din plin c\u0103 pierde teren (cam\u2026 s\u0103 zic vreo cinci-\u015fase metri \u00een circa \u015fi aproximativ vreo cinci-\u015fase minute de lupte liber-alese, lupte consumate \u00een cel mai eroic mod cu putin\u0163\u0103, acompaniate de sudalmele inerente jocurilor sportive indiferent care ar fi gradul acestora de sportivitate au ba, \u015fi sub ochii aten\u0163i ai arbitrului Constantin dar \u015fi ai galeriei adverse format\u0103 din fum\u0103torul \u015fi de bere iubitorul pescar mai sus des pomenit, acesta (mrenocul) hot\u0103r\u00ee s\u0103 fac\u0103 aidoma stru\u0163ului cel timorat, cel care \u00ee\u015fi ascunde dup\u0103 cum se zice capul \u00een nisip,&nbsp; numai c\u0103 magistralul meu adversar \u00eenlocui nisipul cu o cioat\u0103 scufundat\u0103 de toat\u0103 frumuse\u0163ea.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Mai jucasem astfel de jocuri \u015fi pe alte terenuri (cu preponderen\u0163\u0103 Prute\u015fti sau Siretene) fiind \u00eens\u0103 pentru prima dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u00eent\u00e2lneam un a\u015fa adversar de grozav pe vreun teren Sucevean, iar terenul pe care jucam atunci \u00eel avea pe el \u00een rol de gazd\u0103 iar eu, vizitatorul, p\u0103\u015fisem pe acele meleaguri pentru prima dat\u0103 \u00een toat\u0103 a mea via\u0163\u0103 abia \u00een ziua precedent\u0103. Nu c\u0103 m-ar disculpa asta \u00een vreun fel dar doream numai s\u0103 subliniez simplul fapt c\u0103 el era obi\u015fnuit cu geografia locurilor \u015ftiind exact unde poate g\u0103si la nevoie cele mai bune locuri pentru a se ascunde. Exact dup\u0103 cum f\u0103cuse \u015fi atunci.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-29790\" src=\"https:\/\/fishingandhuntingtv.com\/ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/5-mreana-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"453\" height=\"351\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fishingandhuntingtv.com\/ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/5-mreana-2.jpg 453w, https:\/\/fishingandhuntingtv.com\/ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/05\/5-mreana-2-258x200.jpg 258w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 453px) 100vw, 453px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Nu \u015ftiu dac\u0103 acela a fost cel mai mare reprezentant din neamul mrenelor (r\u0103m\u00e2n la convingerea c\u0103 alt soi de pe\u015fte nu se putea s\u0103 fi fost) cu care avusesem de-a face vreodat\u0103 dar cert este c\u0103 \u00een acele momente de grea \u015fi maxim\u0103 tensionare a firului a\u015fa sim\u0163eam \u015fi a\u015fa cred c\u0103 simt \u015fi acum, la mai bine de zece-doisprezece ani distan\u0163\u0103 de la acele momente.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; S-a fofilat din str\u00e2nsoarea mea \u015fi a reu\u015fit a se face nev\u0103zut \u00een cine \u015ftie ce ascunz\u0103toare de tain\u0103 a dumnealui. Am tot \u00eencercat o vreme a-l&nbsp; \u00eenghionti, a \u00eel scorni pentru ca s\u0103-l scot de acolo, fie ciupind firul, fie arunc\u00e2nd \u00een el cu vorbe grele de ocar\u0103 pentru a-l ru\u015fina, fie prin smuciri repetat ale b\u0103\u0163ului, sau chiar trimi\u0163\u00e2ndu-i pe cap to\u0163i sfin\u0163ii calendarului pe care mi-i aminteam sau nu atunci pentru a-l \u00eenfuria, tr\u0103g\u00e2nd \u00een tot acest timp n\u0103dejde de izb\u00e2nd\u0103. A venit ea \u015fi izb\u00e2nda dar numai c\u0103 a venit destul de t\u00e2rziu \u015fi doar pe jum\u0103tate. La un moment dat am sim\u0163it mi\u015fcare la cel\u0103lalt cap\u0103t al firului ce t\u0103ia \u00een dou\u0103 lumea de \u00eencordat ce era, apoi am avut senza\u0163ia o clip\u0103 c\u0103 acesta se destinde timid redevenind \u00eens\u0103&nbsp; brusc t\u0103ios, iar \u015fi mai apoi, la fel de brusc, devenind moale \u015fi bleg (pesemne c\u0103 s-o fi \u00eentors \u00een loc spurcatul \u015fi o fi atins cu aripa dorsal\u0103 firul reu\u015find astfel s\u0103-l rup\u0103, s\u0103-l taie, s\u0103-l\u2026., reu\u015find cine \u015ftie ce anume exact s\u0103 fac\u0103\u2026 reu\u015find a\u015fadar s\u0103 (-mi) scape cu deplin succes.<\/p>\n<p>Dup\u0103 o du\u015fc\u0103 de bere tras\u0103 cu nesa\u0163 \u015fi dou\u0103 puf\u0103ituri ad\u00e2nci din \u0163igar\u0103 riveranul vr\u0103\u015fma\u015f matinal s-a a\u015fezat mul\u0163umit \u00eenapoi pe locul s\u0103u din tribun\u0103 (scaunul pesc\u0103resc din dotare) dup\u0103 ce urm\u0103rise din picioare desf\u0103\u015furarea \u00eentregii faze mai sus relatate, v\u0103z\u00e2ndu-\u015fi lini\u015ftit \u015fi vesel acum de pescuitul pentru care se \u00eenf\u0103\u0163i\u015fase \u00een acea zi pe malul Sucevei.<\/p>\n<p>Eu cu greu mi-am revenit dup\u0103 faultul primit cer\u00e2nd chiar \u015fi interven\u0163ia medicului (transfigurat \u00een alinarea iluzorie pe care se zice c\u0103 \u0163i-o confer\u0103 tabacul cel dibaci \u00een \u0163igarete presat \u015fi ascuns) pentru a putea continua jocul.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eSub\u00een\u021belesul era clar pentru cei c\u0103rora le povestea N\u0103i\u021b\u0103 aventurile sale, unii z\u00e2mbeau, al\u021bii se cam puneau pe g\u00e2nduri&#8230;\u201d (Citat din opera: \u201eNi\u015fte \u0163\u0103rani\u201d, autor Dinu S\u0103raru)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":184,"featured_media":29793,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[739],"tags":[3122,2247],"class_list":["post-29786","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-povestile-apelor","tag-niste-ratati-i","tag-spot-2"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.3 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>NISTE RATATI - I<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Voi \u00eencerca pe parcursul r\u00e2ndurilor ce urmeaz\u0103 a v\u0103 vorbi (de bine \u00een nici un caz) despre unele entit\u0103\u0163i biologice apode \u00een cel mai apodictic mod cu putin\u0163\u0103\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/fishingandhuntingtv.com\/ro\/pescuit\/povestile-apelor\/niste-ratati-i.html\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"ro_RO\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"NISTE RATATI - I\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Voi \u00eencerca pe parcursul r\u00e2ndurilor ce urmeaz\u0103 a v\u0103 vorbi (de bine \u00een nici un caz) despre unele entit\u0103\u0163i biologice apode \u00een cel mai apodictic mod cu putin\u0163\u0103\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/fishingandhuntingtv.com\/ro\/pescuit\/povestile-apelor\/niste-ratati-i.html\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"F&amp;H - Fishing &amp; 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